tastes like moose
5 world cups
Haha stupid headcanon, obviously.
MALE!PORTUGAL SLEEPS WITH ONE OF THESE:
DON’T MESS WITH MY F*CKING ARMADA
Doodles before bedtimeeeee
No one is awake but I’ll post this anywayyyyy
GUUUUUUUUUUH THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE AND MOE AND
/steals the mochis
THE STEAK. AND THE BRIGADEIRO. AND THE EVERYTHING
ASHIUDSJGHS LULU’S FACE
oh and everyone else too-
HOW PORTUGAL MET DENMARK
In 844, many dozens of drakkars appeared in the “Mar da Palha” (“the Sea of Straw”, mouth of the Tagus river). After a siege, the Vikings conquered Lisbon (at the time, the city was under Muslim rule and known as Al-Ushbuna).
They left after 13 days, following a resistance led by Alah Ibn Hazm and the city’s inhabitants. Another raid was attempted in 966, without success.
Pictured, left to right: Norway, Denmark, Omayyah, Lisboa, Portugal.
Not pictured: Sweden and Abbas headslapping.